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Jokes of Dr. B, the only peon in this world who hold a Doctorate Degree (This Degree has been awarded by his colleagues verbally for his outstanding performance in (the filed) of happy life)Dr. B's Increment Dr. B has got increment. But it was Rs. 50 Less than others. He approached his boss (selfish manager who never help anybody and attained maximum growth by converting the hard work of others in his name) to equalize his salary with other peons. Mr. B gave a good quality coffee to his boss. Then waited near him. Boss Asked "Any help from me" Mr. B Yes Sir, Please increase my salary by Rs. 50/- so that I will also get equal salary of other peons. Boss Asked "How much you are getting" Mr. B told the figure. Boss "Mr. B you are already getting the salary of a clerk, but you are merely a peon". Dr. B. Understand that he won't get any increment. Here, replied "Sir, You are getting the salary of 10 CA's, but practically you are a semi qualified CA" (He told this without sound to save his job) Dr. B. had a Boss, who has wasted many years to get through his CA examination, in vain. He was always insisting his subordinates to speed up their jobs. He many times advised Dr. B also to increase his speed. Dr. B lost his temper... he asked to his boss... Sir, you are always insisting me to increase my speed. You have already spent 14 years to pass your CA Examination. Why dont' you increase your speed. Dr. B in Government Office Dr. B's Manager sent him to submit a form to a government office. He has been send back three times by the clerk, by asking for new modifications every time (as Dr. B has not given what he expect). Dr. B' was annoyed and asked Sir, why you are asking to make new modifications every day. Tell me the entire formalities once, I will complete it and submit. Clerk: Mr. B, why are you worrying? you can claim your conveyance every time and I know that this is a good income to you. Dr. B replied. Why, I am a very rich man and have plenty of money Clerk... What is your designation there? Mr. B replied .. ....Peon......... Webmaster
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